Weird & Wonderful

Whatever Continuum

Four heroes, one broken multiverse, and a tennis racket with dimensional explaining to do.

Whatever Continuum is a half-hour 2D sandbox platformer where a shirtless scientist, stretchy-necked rockstar, magical cow, and flying seal navigate a multiverse ruined by a four-dimensional tennis racket. It is gleefully unfinished, mechanically peculiar, and proudly allergic to sense.

What is Whatever Continuum?

A laboratory accident has punched ruptures through the multiverse, so naturally the repair crew includes a mooing cow and an interdimensional seal. This university-project vertical slice moves through stylized side-scrolling worlds by handing its four characters distinct movement tricks: the rockstar's guitar can launch a directional boost, the seal flies with sharpened turns, and transformations open different routes through the chaos. Collectable cats, cars, crates, and reality tears all appear in the documented slice, which is available as both an HTML5 build and a Windows download. The story may be nonsense, but the design is committed nonsense with buttons, momentum, and a dog-cheese billboard.

What you can do there

  • Traverse a broken multiverse with four character-specific abilities
  • Use boosts, transformations, collectables, and environmental puzzles

Why we picked it

The character roster reads like a broken randomizer, yet each absurd identity is tied to movement and puzzle ideas rather than decoration. That collision of slapstick lore and mechanical experimentation makes the vertical slice worth a curious half hour.

How to get the most from it

A controller is recommended, and the game introduces controls as you move through it. Try the browser build for the quickest route, or take the name-your-own-price Windows download; allow about half an hour for the current slice.

Good to know

This is an English-language Unity project currently marked on hold, not a finished campaign. Version 0.5 is the newest listed download; fast movement and directional effects are documented, while current accessibility, performance, and save behavior are not.

Who made it, and when?

Harry Stott is the credited creator or organization.

Reviewed by Site Stumble editorial

Last editorial review: October 12, 2026. Our notes combine direct observation, first-party information when available, and independent research.

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