Bury Me With My Money

Bury Me With My Money isolates Simon Greedwell's famously crunchy defeat scene from the 1991 arcade game Sunset Riders and refuses to let it end. He falls, the coins spill, the line plays, and another copy joins the pile. Tap once for sound; stay only as long as the repetition remains funny.

What is Bury Me With My Money?

This is a single arcade punchline engineered into an accumulating screensaver. Simon drops from a random spot at the top of the viewport, bounces, delivers his last request beside an opening money bag, and freezes into the background. Then a fresh Simon starts the same doomed estate plan somewhere else. The site uses crisp 2D canvas sprites and keeps every completed cycle visible, so the beige field slowly becomes a cemetery of identical tycoons and scattered cash. There is no score, victory, or next level. The escalation is simply that the joke leaves a body count.

What you can do there

• Watch Simon Greedwell fall beside a bag of coins
• Tap or click once to enable the sampled voice line
• Let repeated loops fill the screen with earlier scenes

Why we picked it

The page understands that a tiny gag can become stranger through stubborn repetition. Its source scene is instantly legible even without knowledge of Sunset Riders, while the accumulating sprites turn a five-second quote into low-budget visual excess. It is pointless with excellent follow-through, which is a craft of its own.

How to get the most from it

Open the page and tap or click anywhere once to unlock the voice sample. After that, hands off: watch each Simon land, wait for the money bag and quote, and notice how the old scenes remain while the next one chooses a new position. A minute delivers the premise; another minute supplies the unnecessary grandeur.

Good to know

Sound is part of the joke but needs an initial tap or click because of browser audio rules. The animation loops continuously, and no pause or volume control was detected. The page source also loads consent, analytics, and Ezoic advertising code, though visible ads and prompts were not rendered during this check. The site's creator, launch date, asset rights, and accessibility behavior remain unverified.